When your fave author has a new book coming out and you’re just like:

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suspend:

i dont need a date i need cash

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graceespooks:

the level at which rihanna doesnt give a fuck is so inspiring

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shanryart:

cakejam:

”ill like this post so i can find it later on”

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HOW CAN YOU LIKED TWO POINT SMTH MILLION POSTS BUT ONLY FOLLOW TWELVE BLOGS

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rneerkat:

people who say “stahp” should take their own advice

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So my German teacher told us this story once

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He was in Germany, sitting outside, observing an American family with two young children who did not speak German. This one drunk man, who is totally hammered and can hardly walk happens to stand nearby and start peeing on the wall. The little girl, disgusted, says, “Gross!” To which the man replies, “Danke,” (German for ‘thank you’). In German, the word ‘gross’ means ‘big’.

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joshpeck:

mymaispace:

joshpeck:

i was just informed that as a toddler my mom locked me in bathrooms as a punishment

i guess you could say it was shit punishment

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